Category: Joke Board
Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
<lol> this is funny, thanks.
Bob
Number 13 is perfect for December 22 -- the big orgasm day.
Mmmm #7 for 12-22-06 * :-] *
(CG)
really becky? what do you do then, or should i ask?
Iternity, my comment has to do with Dragonfire's topic entitled "Peace, Hippy Style" which I think is now on page two of the Topics with new posts.
oh okay, will have a look
Becky and Grace, 13 an 7 are good, but I personally prefer 12.
rofl, these are great! Thanks for the laugh!
Needs to be a...
#20) Mmmm left-overs to feast on for the day after...and the loving continues...
lol, i especially like 1 and 9.